 | #3864 Crunched front bumper
|On a bumper sticker over a crunched front bumper:
"So many pedestrians, so little time... |
| #3793 Bumper stickers reportedly
|Bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:
Clinton: We forgive you... Now Resign!
Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency
Adultery is not a family value
Does character... |
| #3060 Bumper stickers 22
My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl,s best friend.
I,m not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureauc... |
| #3059 Bumper stickers 08
Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
How d... |
| #3058 Bumper stickers 06
Where there,s a will...I want to be on it.
It,s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don,t drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.
Friends help you move. Real friends help y... |
| #3057 Bumper stickers 05
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It,s not just for breakfast anymore.
So you,re a feminist...Isn,t that cute.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiot... |
| #2776 Bumper stickers 04
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
You`re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Don`t get me mad! I`m runnin... |
| #2290 Bumper stickers 21
Gravity- It,s not just a good idea, it,s the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more ti... |
| #2289 Bumper stickers 20
Stop repeat offenders. Don,t re-elect them!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard di... |
| #2288 Bumper stickers 19
"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"I,m out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"
"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who... |
| #2287 Bumper stickers 18
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it,s students!"
"According to my calculations the problem doesn,t exist."
"Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have."
"How Can I... |
| #2286 Bumper stickers 17
"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"It,s as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"If you don,t like the news, go out and make some."
"I Brake For No Apparent Reason... |
| #2285 Bumper stickers 16
"All generalizations are false."
"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."
"Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
... |
| #2284 Bumper stickers 15
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you,re an idiot."
"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"
"... |
| #2283 Bumper stickers 14
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don,t.
I feel like I,m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He,s not dead, he,s electroencephalographically challenged.
She,s always ... |
