 | #3093 Ponderings collection 23
If progress is technology moving forward,then what is congress?
Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?
What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?
How do "Keep off the grass" signs ge... |
| #3092 Ponderings collection 22
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than ... |
| #3091 Ponderings collection 21
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ?
The light went out, but where to ?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don`t have?
Wh... |
| #3090 Ponderings collection 20
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You k... |
| #3089 Ponderings collection 19
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive wit... |
| #3088 Ponderings collection 18
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it ... |
| #3087 Ponderings collection 17
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies te... |
| #3086 Ponderings collection 16
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.
If... |
| #3085 Ponderings collection 15
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren`t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
I asked my wife why there were so many dings on the... |
| #3084 Ponderings collection 14
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren`t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
I asked my wife why there were so many dings on the... |
| #3083 Ponderings collection 13
Everybody lies, but it doesn`t matter since nobody listens.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
When you go into cou... |
| #3082 Ponderings collection 12
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and... |
| #3081 Ponderings collection 11
Isn`t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
It is hard to understand how a cemetery rai... |
| #3080 Ponderings collection 10
What`s another word for thesaurus?
What would we have called the color orange if it wasn`t a fruit?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
How c... |
| #3079 Ponderings collection 09
Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If... |
