 | #3517 Secret police
The only problem we have in this city is the secret police. If there is any gambling, narcotics, or prostitution, it,s a secret to them. ... |
| #3438 Stupid blonde driver
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away ... |
| #3437 Touring Washington
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn,t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer,... |
| #3436 Do you have a bias?
A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a... |
| #3435 Lawyers are greedy
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the ... |
| #3434 Obey the speed limit
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see,s a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a spee... |
| #3432 Trust a fellow officer
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a ... |
| #3431 Identify the problem
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.
Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPE... |
| #3430 Explaining his claim
A farmer who,s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim.
"I understand you,re claiming damages for the injuries you,re su... |
| #3429 Stopping the hillbilly
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.
"You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked."
",Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
... |
| #3428 Pictures from police
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.
A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police resp... |
| #3427 Headline in the paper
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
... |
| #3426 How to charge them
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.
One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.
... |
| #3425 Please describe him
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.
The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"
The Irishman replied, "That,s what I was... |
| #3424 Caught for speeding
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I,ve been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast ... |
