 | #2821 We could have been here sooner
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two g... |
| #2820 Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny:... |
| #2819 What is this?
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it,s bean soup," she replied.
"I d... |
| #2818 Purchasing power of burgers
Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany,s leading institutes... |
| #2817 You can now eat your own plate
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.
Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfecte... |
| #2816 You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn,t happy about that: "When are you go... |
| #1298 Wise cooking advice
This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven,t seen listed in any cookbooks.
While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contrive to fill the house up with smoke, p... |
| #1297 Placing your order
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, p... |
| #1296 Food quotes and quips
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual ,food, out of eating an artichoke as you would rom l... |
| #1295 Purchasing a turkey
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn,t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy repli... |
| #1294 Food laughs & humor
From Harper,s Magazine:
Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
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Found on the seal of a bag of bagel... |
| #1293 Bad convenience foods
The Eight Worst Convenience Foods
And I thought nothing could top Hormel,s pickled eggs ...
8. Meeter,s Kraut Juice (Stokely USA): Yes, that,s sauerkraut juice, which is even worse than it soun... |
| #1292 M&M Evolution theory
M&M,s: The Theory of Evolution
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.
To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taki... |
| #1291 Caffeine addict quiz
Caffeine Addict,s Quiz:
Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suf... |
| #1290 The bachelor`s diet
Bachelor,s Diet
MONDAY:
BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth
LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little ham... |
