 | #3612 A baffled British woman
A baffled British woman who lost a mobile phone dialed the number and heard it ringing inside her friend,s dog.
Rachel Murray, 27, had left the cellphone under her Christmas tree as a surprise gift... |
| #1105 Italian Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a creature was stirrin,,
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.
When up on da roof
I heard somethin, pound,
I sprung to da window,
... |
| #1104 What is a stable?
Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.
When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.
I thought ... |
| #1102 Billy Gates writes to Santa
Dear Santa,
How are you doing? I hope you,ve had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It,s really neat how you,re able to do that year after year. I guess that,s how... |
| #1100 The Shopping Criminal
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That,s no offense", said t... |
| #1099 The Australian Christmas
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Sweating his fat away
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Water-skis on his sleigh
Never have a white Christmas
When you in Melbourne... |
| #1097 The Twelve Days of Windows 95
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .
Windows 95 for my PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 3rd day o... |
| #1095 Rating your Christmas parties
If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time. Now you,ll be expected to throw another ... |
| #1093 The politically correct Christmas
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior throug... |
| #1092 I want to see something really cheap
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a ... |
| #1090 The Police Officer`s Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
and throughout the substation,
Not a deputy stirred,
they were all on vacation.
The stockings were hung
on the wall with great care,
Next to some T-shirts
an... |
| #1089 The Christmas diet song
,Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care in hopes that my thighs would forget they ... |
| #1087 Sick of the Holidays
Signs You,re Sick of the Holidays
8. You,ve got red and green bags under your eyes
7. You,re serving reindeer pot pie
6. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin,?," you scream, ... |
| #1085 Without a Christmas bonus
Ten signs you,re not getting a christmas bonus
10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embe... |
| #1084 Santa`s Pet Peeves
Department Store Santa Peeves
8. Kids who refuse to believe that it,s fruitcake on your breath and not gin.
7. When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch in it.
6. Even with ... |
