 | #3117 Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... |
| #3116 New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,
there are some evil, thieving New Y... |
| #3115 Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we`ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You`ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you`ve got me in a good ... |
| #3114 Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
... |
| #1034 Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor ,what did you do on Earth?,
The Dotor replied, I healed the... |
| #1033 Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter ... |
| #1032 He`s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against ... |
| #1030 Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ,Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?,
,Yes,, the professor ansvered. ,Wh... |
| #1029 Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 t... |
| #1028 Making comparisons
In Heaven:
1.The cooks are French,
2.The policemen are English,
3.The mechanics are German,
4.The lovers are Italian,
5.The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
1.The cooks are English,
... |
| #1027 Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."... |
| #1026 New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.
Walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,
there are some evil, thieving... |
| #1025 Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behin... |
| #1024 Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were w... |
| #1023 A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
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