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| #3118 You are in trouble An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I`m screwed!!!!!.... |
| #1080 Give me free meat It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he goi... |
| #1073 Remember a child A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the... |
| #1060 Indians and Polish There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.
He stopped and holle... |
| #1057 Texan`s guide to life 1.Never squat with your spurs on.
2.There,s two theories to arguin, with a woman; neither one works.
3.Don,t worry about bitin, off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot b... |
| #1056 Had any accidents? The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
"Ever have an accident?"
"Nope, not a one."
"None? You,ve never had any... |
| #1055 Stagecoach surprise I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.
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| #1051 Learn it by listening Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says... |
| #1048 Texan with a new car Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He,s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."
"Not ... |
| #1046 Is that your horse? The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger st... |
| #1042 Make a last request Once upon a time a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman were captured by the Red Indians on a prospecting trip in North America. They been tied up against their respective totem poles for a day wh... |
| #1040 Solve Indian puzzles An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, al... |
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