 | #5318 Radio brodcast of a Chicago baseball game
Heard over the radio broadcast of a Chicago baseball game. . .
In the stands here I see a young couple who must be in love -- they,re kissing on every pitch. He,s kissing her on the strikes, and s... |
| #4640 Woody Allen
I realized after $25,000 worth of analysis that if I,d had $25,000 in the first place, I wouldn,t have needed the analysis.
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| #3286 Whos On First
Who`s On First
(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)
LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys` name on the team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ball ... |
| #3285 Why the bad plays?
A true story, according to the LA Times.....
Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Wilkins replied, "I don`t know and I d... |
| #3284 Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."
... |
| #3283 Q and A sports joke 08
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can`t jump!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
They prefer cricket matches!
What stories are told... |
| #3282 Q and A sports joke 07
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
What`s tennis players favourite city?
Volley wood!
How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping io... |
| #3281 Watch real baseball
Top Ten Signs you`re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team
From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995
You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes ea... |
| #3280 Workout at the gym
At the Gym
For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I ... |
| #3279 Adopt an NBA player
THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU!
With an NBA player`s strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It`s just not right. Hundred... |
| #456 You really do stink
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field ... |
| #452 Who is on First?
Who,s On First
(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)
LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys, name on the team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ball ... |
| #448 Play as James Bond
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."
... |
| #447 What lights up a football stadium?
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
What,s tennis players favorite city?
Volley wood!
How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion... |
| #445 Q and A sports joke 06
What lights up a football stadium?
A football match!
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
Cornflakes!
Why aren,t football stadiums built in outer space?
Because the... |
