 | #7462 A ship is sinking
A ship is sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A Priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are ... |
| #6294 So, it seems that some friars were behind
So, it seems that some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival floris... |
| #6292 When Mother Teresa died she went straight
When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven. Upon her arival St. Peter informed her that they,ve been expecting her. She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth a... |
| #6291 Rev. Warren J. Keating, Pastor
Rev. Warren J. Keating, Pastor of the First Presbyterian Church of Yuma, AZ, says that the best prayer he ever heard was: "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."
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| #6290 A priest was in the confessional
A priest was in the confessional booth with a fairly long line of people waiting for their confession. The priest had to go to the bathroom something awful and couldn,t hold it for another minute. Not... |
| #6289 An American, a Scot and a Canadian
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the... |
| #6286 Col. Saunders was lying on his death bed
Col. Saunders was lying on his death bed and asked to have the Pope visit him. It was explained that the pope is a very busy man and that he did not make such visits. Col Saunders said if he could hav... |
| #6284 A priest and a nun are on their way back home
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only... |
| #6281 A man is trying to understand the nature
A man is trying to understand the nature of God and asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God answered: "A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: "God, how much is... |
| #6280 Once three scientists died in a car crash
Once three scientists died in a car crash an for their sins they went to hell. Down there satan received them and told them they were about to be swimming in the lake of fire and sulfur
for eterni... |
| #6277 This wife has been married for seven years
This wife has been married for seven years and has six kids and is tired of being pregnant. So, she goes to talk to her priest, the priest tells her to go and by a ten gallon bucket and stick her feet... |
| #6276 A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"
The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become ... |
| #6275 As soon as she had finished parochial school
As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer i... |
| #6274 An Irish priest and a Rabbi at the train compartment
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you,re not supposed to eat pork... |
| #6271 Two nuns were driving their car through
Two nuns were driving their car through Transylvania when suddenly Count Dracula lands on the car, snarling.
"Quick show him your cross!" Said one of the nuns.
The second nun replied, "Get off ... |
