 | #7447 An accountant visits a museum with a friend
An accountant visits a museum with a friend.
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.
Friend: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?
Accountant: I was here 20 da... |
| #6705 A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back
A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limo one day when he noticed two men at the side of the road eating grass. He told the driver to pull over and got out to investigate. "Why are you eatin... |
| #6703 The man looked a little worried
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.
"Well, to tell the truth... |
| #6701 Playing doctor with the neighbor
After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor,s boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother.
"It,s only natural ... |
| #6700 A dentist was getting ready to clean
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady,s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...
"Do you know how t... |
| #6698 In the begininning was the plan
In the begininning was the plan and then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form, and the plan was completly without substance, and the darkness was upon the face of the worker... |
| #6697 An irate mother marched her ten-year-old son
An irate mother marched her ten-year-old son into the doctor,s office and demanded, "Is a boy of this age able to perform an appendix operation?"
"Of course not," snapped the doctor.
Mama turned... |
| #6696 Then there is the story about a patient
Then there is the story about a patient who transfers from a prestigious nearby institution after a full admission workup. The resident is asking Abie about his transfer.
R: Was it the doctors?
A: T... |
| #6695 Did you know that scientists have recently
Did you know that scientists have recently stopped using laboratory rats for subjects and are now using attorneys?
It,s true, for two reasons. There are more of them, and you don,t get so attached ... |
| #6693 Dr. Middleton, the new intern
Dr. Middleton, the new intern on duty at the hospital emergency room, answered the phone late one night. "Doctor," exclaimed a woman, "what shall I do? We just discovered our two-year-old son has eate... |
| #6692 Terrible car crash
Then there was the man who was in a terrible car crash, and the doctor told him that his left leg would have to be amputated.
When he woke up from the operation the doctor said "I have some good ne... |
| #6691 MacGregor had a toothache and went to
MacGregor had a toothache and went to Dr. Friedman.
"What do you charge for extracting a tooth?" asked the Scotsman.
"Fifty dollars." replied the dentist.
"Fifty dollars for only twenty secon... |
| #6690 Barth went to Dr. Legget to get a cavity filled
Barth went to Dr. Legget to get a cavity filled. He escorted Barth to the chair and gave him some novocaine. Legget returned a few moments later, told him to open wide, and then reached for his drill.... |
| #6689 A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:
D: Why mad... |
| #6687 During the examination for his new life insurance
During the examination for his new life insurance policy the doctor asked "Did your father die a natural death?"
"Oh no," said the patient. "He had a doctor."
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