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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


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Careful when you wish
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Marriage

#7463 This is the only way A girl comes home with a smart boyfriend. She introduces him with her mother. Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boyfriend: Not really madam, but this is the only way to marry your ... #7460 Wife infront of the mirror Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a compliment? Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent ! ... #7458 A thief in the kitchen Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared. Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?! ... #7457 Annoyed Husband Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Blonde Wife: Why three? Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents. ... #7453 Thinking about getting married... Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner. Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can,t cook meal. Funny Husband: I know all that. Wife: Then... #7452 I want a divorce Husband: I want a divorce. My wife hasn,t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get! ... #7451 Marriage as a loan A man bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn,t pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Man: If I knew this, I,d have taken a loan for my marriage also! ... #7450 How much to get married? Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married. Dad: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. ... #5039 How many liberated women? How many liberated women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to turn it in and four to form a support group. ... #4726 Men! You have to laugh A woman spent the first day packing her belongings in to boxes, cartes and suitcases. On he second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last ... #3551 Common wedding questions and answers Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? A: Not if you are the groom. Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have? A: At least one within a week of the wedding. Q: What music i... #3151 Wife was mad at me Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn`t stop! The other Buddy says when my ... #3149 What will the neighbors think? Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It`s just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think th... #3148 What is the most damaging food? A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be di... #3147 A sudden change of mind My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I,ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won,t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no o... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5