 | #7419 So corny it hurts!
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
"I,m sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I,ve not come across that one before. Is it a ... |
| #7413 So corny it hurts!
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
"I,m sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I,ve not come across that one before. Is it a ... |
| #7412 An Englishman, An Irishman and an Scotsman
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them.
The Englishman just looks at hi... |
| #7411 The drinks are on me
This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you,re at it, have one yourself."
"Well thank you sir," says the barman and proce... |
| #7410 On the bus
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I,ve got news for you. You,re going straight to hell... |
| #7409 The good samaritan
A Good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?"
"Yep!"
"Would you like me to help you upsta... |
| #7408 Free drinks for the blind
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can,t bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog."
... |
| #7407 The magical duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that ... |
| #7406 A case of mistaken identity
A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologis... |
| #7405 The singing bullfrog
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, and then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pull... |
| #5538 Man and an old woman are relaxing
An old man and an old woman are relaxing one day on their porch, in their rocking chairs. All at once the old woman reaches over and hits the old man, knocking him out of his chair.
He asked her "W... |
| #3024 Two men walked into a bar
Two men walked into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
... |
| #3023 A drunk orders himself a beer
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely inform... |
| #3022 One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer... |
| #3021 Where is this bus going?
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I,ve got news for you. You,re going straight to hell... |
