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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
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#7469 Why are you writing very slowly? Daddy 1 is writing something very slowly. Daddy 2: Why are you writing so slowly? Daddy 1: I am writing to my 5 years old kid, he can,t read very fast. ... #7467 An old rich man buys hearing aids An old rich man buys hearing aids from a doctor. Doctor: Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased. Old man: Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around them and list... #7448 Husband rang the hospital Husband rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium. Husband: How,s it going? Reply: Fine, four are already out. The las... #7364 You Know What I Just Noticed You know what I just noticed??? Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.... #1857 Love and Devotion A wife, one evening, drew her husband,s attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don,t you do that?" "I wou... #1856 Early morning The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath, and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in a six o... #1854 Lost wife The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I,ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" said the wom... #1139 Only found in America Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do peop...