 | #1193 Irish girl confesses sins
The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaz... |
| #1191 Q and A 07
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q: What,s Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
A: Paddy O,Furniture!
Q: What ar... |
| #1190 History of the Bagpipes
Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven,t seen the joke yet.
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| #1188 Trapped within a bog
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O,Reilly wandered by.
"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi,m sinkin,!" Don,t worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi,m the str... |
| #1185 A drunk Irisihman falls
O,Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, God," he imp... |
| #1184 Make it out of a desert
An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles ba... |
| #1182 Irishman declares war
Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello". The voice at the end of the phone says "Hello Mr. Hussein, it,s Paddy here. I,m just ringing to let you know... |
| #1181 The new Euro language
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possi... |
| #1178 Strange people are here
There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.
After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen ... |
| #1177 Try to settle the dispute
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen,s eggs for breakfast.
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| #1173 Methods of execution
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would... |
| #1172 Touring a new saw mill
Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched th... |
| #1170 Using nails on a house
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up anot... |
| #1169 Newfie goes skydiving
A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the newfie to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that... |
| #1167 Ant and a grasshopper
THE ORIGINAL VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he,s a fool and laughs and dances ... |
