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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


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Careful when you wish
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#7200 Wife A woman who complains that she doesn,t have a thing to wear and that there isn,t enough closet space for her clothes. ... #7199 Hemorrhage An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician. ... #7198 clue-by-four (noun) A large, heavy, blunt object used to forcibly inject clues into those who have proven otherwise clue-resistant. Sometimes this is done by inducing unconsciousness, thereby raising the clue level in a... #7195 Grandparents (noun) From Mom,s Dictionary... Grandparents (noun) The people who think your children are wonderful even though they,re sure you,re not raising them right. ... #7194 Freudian Slip (noun) A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You damn bitch, you,ve ruined my life". ... #7193 Career-Limiting Move (CLM) (noun) Used among microserfs to describe an ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM... #7192 Keyboard Plaque (noun) The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards. "Are there any other terminals I can use? This one has a bad case of keyboard plaque." ... #7191 Brain Fart A biproduct of a bloated mind producing information effortlessly. A burst of useful information. "I know you,re busy on the Microsoft story, but can you give us a brain fart on the Mitnik bust?" Varia... #7190 To turn on the heat in an oven for a period Preheat (verb) To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish. Allows for the fingers to be burned when placing the food into the oven, as well as when taking the food o... #7189 Rarely found on American tables Porridge (noun) Thick oatmeal. Rarely found on American tables as children now have the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words "putrid", "horrid" and "sludge". ... #7188 A series of step-by-step instructions Recipe (noun) A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don,t own, to make a dish the dog won,t eat the rest of. ... #7187 Semi-solid dairy product made from partially Yogurt (noun) Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and ... 1 | 2 | 3