 | #5600 a pointed hat and says
A Chap walks up to another chap in a pointed hat and says:
Chap - You,re Merlin aren,t you?
Merlin - Why yes ..it,s nice to be recognized!
Chap - Bit of a Wizard ..I hear?
Merlin - Wel... |
| #5599 have never met before find themselves
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the m... |
| #5598 picks a woman up in a bar
A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them.. "Eeek!" says she. "Oh, I used... |
| #5597 A dpressed looking guy
A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed. He goes to the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender brings it to him and asks "Do you want to talk about something? You look kinda down in the dumps... |
| #5596 the 10 year old boy who asked his recently
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recently divorced mother her age? She told him that was not a question to ask and that he shouldn,t ask it again.
He then asked her her weight. ... |
| #5595 All female flight
While flying recently, Gloria Steinem was pleased to find that the entire flight crew was female. She asked a flight attendant if she might be able to do an interview in the cockpit.
"Pardon, me ma... |
| #5592 never met before find themselves
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the m... |
| #5591 What does it say
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.
"I just got this amazing watch," he tells her, "it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking."
"What does... |
| #5590 If i would die
Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
"The day before I die, I,d like to sell every piece... |
| #5589 Gift Buying Rules For Men
Print this out and leave laying around where those of the Female persuasion can see it.
Rule #1:
When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a frie... |
| #5588 At the lobby of a nursing home
Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you,re wantin... |
| #5587 Mildred was a 93-year-old woman
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it... |
| #5586 the porch talking
A little boy and a little girl were sitting on the porch talking, when the little girl suddenly winked and asked "Do you want to get undressed and we can play doctor?"
The little boy replied, "That... |
| #5585 Walking into the bar
Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over... |
| #5583 God created Eve
In the beginning God created Eve. And she had three breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How are things, Eve?" He asked.
"It`s all so beautiful, God," she replied, "Th... |
