 | #6750 USAir recently introduced a special
USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of busine... |
| #6749 A Frenchman and an Italian were seated
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," t... |
| #6748 A young unmarried couple decides after
Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA
A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that they are going to sleep together. So, the guy, Tom, goes to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms.... |
| #6747 After she woke up, a woman told her husband
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine,s day. What do you think it means?"
"You,ll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the... |
| #6746 One day an older fella was in for a checkup
One day an older fella was in for a checkup. After his examination, his doctor was amazed.
"Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in the greatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever exami... |
| #6745 A man comes home and hears hard breathing
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having a heart atta... |
| #6744 the radio broadcast of a Chicago baseball game
Heard over the radio broadcast of a Chicago baseball game. . .
In the stands here I see a young couple who must be in love -- they,re kissing on every pitch. He,s kissing her on the strikes, and s... |
| #6743 Man can climb the highest mountain
Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the widest ocean, fight the strongest tiger, but once he,s married mostly he takes out the garbage.>
-Sam Levenson ... |
| #6742 A funeral procession was going down
A funeral procession was going down Murray Avenue in the front were two hearses, followed by a single man dressed in black, a large doberman pinscer, and then a motley procession of men. A fellow went... |
| #6741 Ug, the caveman, observed his mate running
Ug, the caveman, observed his mate running to him in tears, her leopard-skin skirt in disorder. "Ug," she cried, distraught, "do something quickly. A saber-toothed tiger has entered Mother,s cave. Do ... |
| #6740 Mrs. Jones stared at the fortune card
Mrs. Jones stared at the fortune card that had emerged from the weighing machine in response to her husband,s penny.
She said, "It says here, George, that you,re suave, intelligent, farseeing, indu... |
| #6739 A girl who is seventeen
A girl who is seventeen
is much more of a woman
than a boy who is seventeen.
... |
| #6738 Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
with which she used to sleep
too late she found it was a ram
and now she has a little lamb
... |
| #6737 A carrot and a celery stalk got married,
A carrot and a celery stalk got married, and after a particularly wild wedding reception took off in their car for Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. Unfortunately the celery stalk (who was driving) h... |
| #6736 Please kiss me
Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."
But the young man turned his head away, saying, "Of course not. How can I? I,m your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn,t even be lying here... |
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