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#3475 Viola Jokes 11 What,s the most popular recording of the William Walton viola concerto? Music Minus One ... #3474 Violin Jokes 38 A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? The conductor. Business before pleasure. ... #3473 Violin Jokes 30 If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers) The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions. Who cares? ... #3472 Viola Jokes 16 How do you get a violin to sound like a viola? Sit in the back and don,t play. Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes. ... #3471 Viola Jokes 5 What,s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road? Skid marks before the skunk. ... #3470 Violin Jokes 35 Why shouldn,t violists take up mountaineering? Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they,re missing. ... #3469 Violin Jokes 34 Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss and what they don,t know can,t hurt them. ... #3468 Violin Jokes 37 Why don,t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them. ... #3467 Violin Jokes 36 Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars? So they can park in "handicapped" parking places. If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect. ... #3466 Viola Jokes 19 Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation? Because even when you know it,s coming, there,s nothing you can do about it. ... #3465 Viola Jokes 18 Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it,s too late to do anything about it. ... #3464 Viola Jokes 17 Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants? They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound. ... #3463 Violin Jokes 33 How was the canon invented? Two violists were trying to play the same passage together. ... #3462 Violin Jokes 32 How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune? The bow is moving. ... #3461 Violin Jokes 31 Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the violin? It saves time. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5