 | #2707 School collection 27
What kinds of tests do they give witches?
Hex-aminations!
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb
Teacher: Really?, what did she say?
Son: Baa!
What do ... |
| #2706 School collection 26
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What`s a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eatin... |
| #2705 School collection 25
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
"What`s the matter with your dinner?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor... |
| #2704 School collection 24
What was that?
Went down in history!
Do you know the 20th President of the United States?
No, we were never introduced!
A math joke
Teacher, I can`t solve this problem.
Any five year old sho... |
| #2703 School collection 23
When were King Arthur`s army too tired to fight?
When they had lots of sleepless knights!
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
How did you do in your tests?
I did what George Washington... |
| #2702 School collection 22
Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So their soldiers didn`t go around the bend!
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Rust in peace!
What fam... |
| #2701 School collection 21
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
Because they didn`t want to wait 40 years for a train!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
1st Roman... |
| #2700 School collection 20
Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Pupil: I don`t know, my TV doesn`t pick it up
Teacher: This is the third time I`ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupi... |
| #2699 School collection 19
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Pupil: 12 ... |
| #2698 School collection 18
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?
Because he was dead!
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
A year older on his birthday!
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where ... |
| #2697 School collection 17
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!
What`s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can`t keep a good man down!
Who designed Noah`s ark?
... |
| #2696 School collection 16
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn`t you?
Pupil: Not very much!
A history joke
Whe... |
| #2695 School collection 15
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
Fished, but he didn`t catch much. He only had two worms!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without movi... |
| #2694 School collection 14
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football
Son: No I didn`t, and I have the fish to prove it!
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Becaus... |
| #2693 School collection 13
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can`t see!
A history joke
Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
Because the poor didn`t have anything w... |
