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A Halloween joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
A cannibal joke
What d... |
| #2631 Scary collection 17
A witch joke
What,s the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!
A werewolf joke
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!
A skeleton joke
W... |
| #2630 Scary collection 16
A Halloween joke
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!
A demon joke
What do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch!
A ghost joke
What kind of ghost... |
| #2629 Scary collection 15
A werewolf joke
Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
Because they were always snapping!
A skeleton joke
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!... |
| #2628 Scary collection 14
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
,,Nice to meat you,,!
A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!
A ghost joke
What do gho... |
| #2627 Scary collection 13
A Halloween joke
Why don,t apples smile when you go bobbing?
Because they,re crab apples!
A vampire joke
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!
A ghost joke
What keeps ghou... |
| #2626 Scary collection 12
A cannibal joke
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary,s ear?
He had his first taste of Christia... |
| #2625 Scary collection 11
A witch joke
How is the witches team doing?
They,re having a spell in the first division!
A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!
A skeleton joke
Wh... |
| #2624 Scary collection 10
A witch joke
What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!
A vampire joke
When do vampires bite you?
On wincedays!
A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy called?... |
| #2623 Scary collection 09
A witch joke
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!
A ghost joke
Where do ... |
| #2622 Scary collection 08
A ghost joke
What was written on the hypochondriac,s tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don,t know but it would slow him do... |
| #2621 Scary collection 07
A witch joke
Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedi... |
| #2620 Scary collection 06
A witch joke
What has handles and flies?
A witch in a dustbin!
A cannibal joke
Why don,t cannibals eat weathermen?
Because they give them wind!
A witch joke
What is evil and ugly and bounce... |
| #2619 Scary collection 05
A ghost joke
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
Ban-she Ban-she!
A vampire joke
What do vampires have at eleven o,clock every day?
A coffin break!
A witch joke
Why did t... |
| #2618 Scary collection 04
A ghost joke
This woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don,t know what possessed her!
A witch joke
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She,s forecasting sunny spells!
A cannibal joke
Wh... |
