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	#2146 An elephant and turtle An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" Asked a passing gi...
	#2145 The new French cook The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He s...
	#2144 Owning a new pet fish Pat: Hey, Chris! How,s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I,m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could te...
	#2143 Biologist studies frogs A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. A chemist at a nearby ...
	#2142 Man goes to a dentist A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?...
	#2141 A maharajah of India The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country,s leader. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal...