 | #2194 An incredible inventor
He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, he could use a phone whenever he wanted. He made several more so that he could have several shoes with phon... |
| #2193 Jewish anthropologist
A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israel when he happened upon an odd looking vase. After cleaning it he pried open the lid and was astonished when a genie spran... |
| #2192 The very hungry lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion qu... |
| #2191 Atoms and a Buddhist
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I,m positive!"
Did you hear about ... |
| #2190 The dog and neutron
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I,m looking for the man who shot my paw."
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How muc... |
| #2189 Eskimos and weevils
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can,t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Two boll weevils grew up in So... |
| #2186 Big chess tournament
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day,s competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and... |
| #2184 Frog goes for a loan
A frog went to get a loan at a bank.
The loan officer,s name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colateral.
He showed her something that,... |
| #2183 A grandson`s coffee
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three ... |
| #2182 Those two evil friars
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully to overtake and capture the town, but finally this time, th... |
| #2181 Research mammals
A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studied from their floating laboratory off the ... |
| #2180 Mary Poppins moved
It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people,s fortunes. But, she doesn,t read palms or tea leaves, she smells one,s breath. That, right, the sign outs... |
| #2179 Painting this church
Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bill $500 to buy paint and paint the church. Well Bill went out bough some paint and started painting the church. He discov... |
| #2178 Party in the kingdom
In a kingdom far far away, and a long long time ago, a party was being given. To this party the king had invited everyone in the kingdom to his castle. And everyone was having a grand time. The wine w... |
| #2177 Producing a new gum
Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn,t have the right consistency. One of the inventors kep... |
