 | #3078 Ponderings collection 08
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special... |
| #3077 Ponderings collection 07
Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car?
Why call it a building if it`... |
| #3076 Ponderings collection 06
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn`t it be called a "near hit"?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Why do they sterilize the ... |
| #3075 Ponderings collection 05
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why doesn`t "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why ... |
| #3074 Ponderings collection 04
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
If you keep tryi... |
| #3073 Ponderings collection 03
Why is it that when you`re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are close... |
| #3070 Actors picking parts
A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.... |
| #3068 Wizard in the factory
There`s this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the f... |
| #3066 Woman having twins
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a pictu... |
| #3065 Visit to the car dealer
One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale`s Used Cars, she got an idea... |
| #3064 Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob... |
| #2198 Pigeon flying in sky
But baby pigeon said, "I can,t make it; I,ll get too tired." His mother said, "Don,t worry; I,ll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine."
The baby started to cry.
"... |
| #2197 Trying to fix a clock
Harvey,s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.
In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a... |
| #2196 A man lost his wife
When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he,d lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We,re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens... |
| #2195 Head goes to the bar
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as ... |
