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| #1705 Top ten ways to annoy your waiter 10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks b... |
| #1704 Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World 10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.
8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.
7. Th... |
| #1703 Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood 10. Watch the bag fill.
9. Hyperventilate.
8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it.
7. Race to see who fills their bag first (requires two or more people).
6. Puncture the bag ne... |
| #1702 Books on Tape We Don`t Want to Hear 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan
2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan
3. The Koran as read by Sammy Davis Junior
4. The Bible as read by Madeleine Murray O,Hare
5. Wa... |
| #1701 University courses for men and women Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at lea... |
| #1700 Fifty fun things to do during an exam You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up,... |
| #1218 You,re in the Desert 16 Ways of Knowing You,re in the Desert
16.You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
15.You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
14.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth ... |
| #1118 Why English is tough Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
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