 | #325 A letter to the editors
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)
Dear Sir,
I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in pub... |
| #324 New product cuts stress
From "Machine Design" Magazine.
.....Byte Bat
All too often, computers aren`t up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort. Hitting a computer or termin... |
| #323 Microsoft trademarks TM
Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol
By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd.
REDMOND, Wash (UPI) - Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today that it ha... |
| #322 Microsoft renames itself
Newsflash
Microsoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear up space on user`s hard disks. It is estimated that a typical Windows 95 installation contains ab... |
| #321 Newest MS computer game
Solitaire `99
Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft`s latest software product.
Microsoft Solitaire `98
README file, v4.3
Welcome!
Congratulations!
Welcome to the wonderful world... |
| #320 Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
If Microsoft Ran The IRS
"Government should be run like a business." We`ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobody`s favorite government agency) would be like, if ... |
| #319 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
Jokes
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| #318 Abbott calling Costello
Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.
Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?
Abbott: Yes, that`s correct.
Costello: No, what is it?
... |
| #317 Ten things Bill Gates would like to change
10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.
9. We`d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
8. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker--a first.
7. The oil... |
| #316 The Borg versus Microsoft
"Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript.
Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pa... |
| #315 Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6. The num... |
| #314 Password selection rules
CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471
In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being... |
| #313 Caring for floppy disks
ORIGAMI
Art of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in different directions. With a little luck, you shou... |
| #312 Computer history of the world
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.
And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and ... |
| #311 The world`s smartest man?
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and... |
