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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


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Computers

#264 Error codes in Windows # WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger # WinErr 002: No Error - Yet # WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file # WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong... #263 The Apple explosion OFFICE MEMO Date: 1/18/96 SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE IT Stock Price Increases 50% "We`ll do it better," Says Microsoft CUPERTINO, Calif. JANUARY 18, 1996 The ma... #262 Diary of a computer lamer July 18 I just tried to connect to America online, which I`ve heard is the best online service I can get. I can`t connect, I don`t know what is wrong. July 19 Some guy at the tech support center ... #261 Have a Microsoft Christmas `Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father`s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As father did last-minute Internet sho... #260 Mailing list users changing light bulbs Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been change... #259 Is Windows a virus? With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that quest... #258 The problem is at your end One of Microsoft`s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came f... #257 Floppy disk care By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. 1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mec... #256 Types of computer viruses Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You`re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzeneg... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8