 | #1814 A collection of insults 53
IQ lower than a snake,s belly in a wagon-rut.
It,s hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.
Just another flash in the bedpan.
Keeps his imagination on a long leash.
Knitting with only ... |
| #1813 A collection of insults 52
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick."
In need of a ROM upgrade.
In serious need of attitude adjustment.
In the shopping mall of th... |
| #1812 A collection of insults 51
If stupidity were a crime, he,d be number one on the Most Wanted list.
If the government ever declared war on stupidity, he,d get nuked.
If there were a merciful God he,d be dead by now.
If t... |
| #1811 A collection of insults 50
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true.
If he had a lobotomy he,d depressurize.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
If he had brains, he,d take t... |
| #1810 A collection of insults 49
His watch dog is sleeping.
His wisdom is stolen from bumper-stickers and T-shirts.
Hitler,s evil twin.
Hyperspatially interconnected / permanently disconnected neural net.
Hypnotized as a ... |
| #1809 A collection of insults 48
His pointers are null / uninitialized.
His puzzle is missing a few pieces.
His reaction time is longer than his attention span. -- Thaves
His root file system isn,t mounted.
His seat back ... |
| #1808 A collection of insults 47
His home planet is flat.
His IQ is a false positive.
His jack can,t get the car off the ground.
His mind is a few Hertz off its assigned frequency.
His mind is great at error magnification... |
| #1807 A collection of insults 46
His brain could be the perfect dielectric.
His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock.
His brain would rattle around in a gnat,s navel.
His buffer is full.
His clutch is slip... |
| #1806 A collection of insults 45
Her stack has been corrupted.
Her synapses are about |that| far apart.
Her system file has zero bytes.
Her tires are a little low.
Her wipers don,t touch the glass.
Her word length is z... |
| #1805 A collection of insults 44
Her learning curve is fractal.
Her lint trap is full.
Her lists are unlinked.
Her memory is truly random-access.
Her mental function can be graphed with a single dot.
Her mere presence ... |
| #1804 A collection of insults 43
Hears more lyrics on records when they,re played backwards.
Her access time approaches infinity.
Her ancestors came to this country looking for bananas.
Her blender doesn,t go past "mix".
... |
| #1803 A collection of insults 42
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.
He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
H... |
| #1802 A collection of insults 41
Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
Has the brains of a house plant.
Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.
Has the IQ of a salad bar / an ice cube / three below houseplant.
... |
| #1801 A collection of insults 40
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together.
Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.
Has an IQ one lower than it takes to grunt.
Has change for a seven dollar bill.
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| #1800 A collection of insults 39
Had a head crash.
Half a bubble off plumb. -- attributed to Mark Twain
Happiness is seeing her picture on a milk carton.
Hard to distinguish from the tail end of a horse.
Hard to tell if h... |
