 | #1829 A collection of insults 68
Running U.S. appliances on British current.
Runs squares around the competition.
Rusty springs in the mousetrap.
S p a c e d o u t .
Sailboat fuel for brains.
Sat under the ozone hole t... |
| #1828 A collection of insults 67
Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn,t know Greek.
Ready to check in at the HaHa Hilton.
Ready to join the Anti-Mensa Society.
Receiver is off the hook.
Relatively three-dimensiona... |
| #1827 A collection of insults 66
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later.
Prefers three left turns to one right turn.
Pressure,s up, but there,s a slow leak somewhere.
Produces a zero-length core dump... |
| #1826 A collection of insults 65
Perfect percussionist for an acapella group (duh, duh, duh...)
Perfect training subject for apprentice hypnotists.
Permanently out to lunch.
Permanently rotated 90 degrees from the rest of us... |
| #1825 A collection of insults 64
Operating in stand-by mode.
Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
Out there where the buses don,t run.
Outlet isn,t grounded.
Over the rainbow.
Overdue for reincarnation.
Ov... |
| #1824 A collection of insults 63
One song short of a musical.
One span short of a bridge.
One step short of the attic.
One strawberry short of a quart.
One strike past being called out.
One sub short of a party platter... |
| #1823 A collection of insults 62
One node short of a network.
One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.
One pane short of a window.
One pearl short of a necklace.
One prayer short of absolution.
One press shor... |
| #1822 A collection of insults 61
One diamond short of a ring.
One dimension short of reality.
One drool bib short of neat and tidy.
One drop short of an empty bladder.
One flower short of an arrangement.
One flying but... |
| #1821 A collection of insults 60
Off by one.
Off his rocker/trolley.
Oil doesn,t reach his dipstick.
On permanent leave of absence from his senses.
On the batting end of a no-hitter.
One bit short of a byte/word.
On... |
| #1820 A collection of insults 59
Not only rude, but ugly too.
Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (-- not even in the game).
Not running on full thrusters.
Not shooting pool on a level table.
Not the brightest bul... |
| #1819 A collection of insults 58
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life.
Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible.
Not digging in the same ditch with the rest of us.
Not done evolving yet.
Not enough brain c... |
| #1818 A collection of insults 57
Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can,t exist in a vacuum.
Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world. -- Van Jacobson
Nice house but not much furniture / nobody lives there.
Nine ... |
| #1817 A collection of insults 56
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.
Monorail doesn,t go all the way to Tomorrowland.
Mooring lines don,t reach the dock.
More marbles in a spray-paint can than brains in his head.
... |
| #1816 A collection of insults 55
Low-bandwidth as an information source.
Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.
Made a career out of mid-life crisis.
Mainspring,s wound too tight.
Makes a black hole look bright.
Makes predic... |
| #1815 A collection of insults 54
Lights not burning too bright.
Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top.
Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.
Like a one-armed man climbing a rope.
Likes dunking for french fries.
Little re... |
