 | #2825 A collection of insults 83
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I,ll think so.
Man alive! But I wish you weren,t.
I believe in r... |
| #2824 A collection of insults 82
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I,ll arrange it with the undertaker.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Your conversation i... |
| #2823 A collection of insults 81
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that,s the best friend you can get.
I don,t think you are a fool. But then, what,s my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
Nob... |
| #2822 A collection of insults 80
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
If you don,t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
Is your name ... |
| #1840 A collection of insults 79
Watches "Beavis and Butthead" to learn vocabulary.
Watching programs not listed in TV Guide.
We,re all missing cards from our decks -- and different cards, too.
Went in for repairs but wasn,t... |
| #1839 A collection of insults 78
Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator.
Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks.
Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a world of hard disks.
Vacancy on the top floor.
Vacuuming l... |
| #1838 A collection of insults 77
Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.
Unclear which of Newton,s three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
Understands English as well as any parrot.
Used to have a handle on life, but it brok... |
| #1837 A collection of insults 76
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.
Traveling without a passport/towel.
Trips over cordless phones.
Truck can,t haul a full load.
Trying out for the javelin retrieva... |
| #1836 A collection of insults 75
Thinks male zebras are the ones with the black stripes.
Three chickens short of a hen house.
Three miracles shy of being where he thinks he,s at.
Three-bag/coyote ugly. (Ask your mommy to exp... |
| #1835 A collection of insults 74
The two put together have an IQ over 150.
The wheel,s spinning but the hamster,s dead.
There she sits, Finite State Automaton at its best.
There,s nothing wrong with you that couldn,t be cure... |
| #1834 A collection of insults 73
Takes his imagination out for a walk and ends up being dragged around the block by it.
Talks to plants on their own level.
Team player... No chance he,ll develop a personality on his own.
Tef... |
| #1833 A collection of insults 72
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.
Still boots to DOS.
Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.
Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi".
Stoc... |
| #1832 A collection of insults 71
Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards.
Some Assembly Required.
Some bugs in his software.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some of her nodes have nodded... |
| #1831 A collection of insults 70
Slow out of the gate.
Smarter than the average bear.
Smoke doesn,t make it to the top of his chimney.
So boring, his dreams have Muzak.
So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight.
So dumb... |
| #1830 A collection of insults 69
She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
She worries about the calories licking stamps and envelopes.
She,s a screen saver: Looks good, but useless.
Short a few cards.
Short-circu... |
