 | #2840 A collection of insults 98
A medical mystery.
A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits
A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel.
A mind like wet tennis shoes... Makes squis... |
| #2839 A collection of insults 97
A few shrimps short of a barbie.
A few spoons short of a full set.
A few straws shy of a bale.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
... |
| #2838 A collection of insults 96
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
Don,t get me wrong. I`m ... |
| #2837 A collection of insults 95
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
You remind ... |
| #2836 A collection of insults 94
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it... |
| #2835 A collection of insults 93
I,ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
Don,t you need a license to be that ugly?
Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn,t... |
| #2834 A collection of insults 92
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I,ll say it was your stupidity.
Well, I,ll see you in my dreams -- i... |
| #2833 A collection of insults 91
What,s the latest dope -- besides you?
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
You don,t believe in being artificial. You want people... |
| #2832 A collection of insults 90
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
If you were twice as smart, you,d stil... |
| #2831 A collection of insults 89
Why don,t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
You have an inferiority complex -- and it,s fully justified.
You... |
| #2830 A collection of insults 88
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can,t count that high.
In the next life, you,ll blaze a way for us.
You are... |
| #2829 A collection of insults 87
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
You are the only person I,ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
You have no trouble making ends meet.... |
| #2828 A collection of insults 86
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
Hello -- tall, dark and... |
| #2827 A collection of insults 85
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven"... |
| #2826 A collection of insults 84
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
It,s your life -- but I wish you,d let us ... |
