 | #2855 A collection of insults 113
Fog rolled in the day he was born, and a bit of it never rolled out.
Folds ace plus red jack hand when playing blackjack.
Foreign substances float in his cranial fluids.
Forgot to pay his b... |
| #2854 A collection of insults 112
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.
Evidence for the theory of a missing link.
Failed the Turing test.
Fell out of the family tree.
Fifty-one cards short of a full deck.
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| #2853 A collection of insults 111
Driving with two wheels in the sand.
Dropped his second stage too soon.
Dumb as asphalt / dirt / a mud fence / a stump / a sack of hammers.
Dumber than a chicken / box of hair/rocks.
Dur... |
| #2852 A collection of insults 110
Doesn,t have his belt through all the loops.
Doesn,t have sixteen annas to the rupee.
Doesn,t have the brain power to toast a crouton.
Doesn,t have the sense God gave an animal cracker.
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| #2851 A collection of insults 109
Defective hard drive / boot sector.
Dense as a London fog.
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Differently clued. -- Dave Clark
Dock doesn,t quite reach the water.
Does ... |
| #2850 A collection of insults 108
Couldn,t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.
Couldn,t hit sand if he fell off a camel.
Couldn,t hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside.
Couldn,t pour w... |
| #2849 A collection of insults 107
Charming as a carbuncle.
Cheats when filling out opinion polls.
Cheezwiz for brains.
Chimney,s clogged.
Clock doesn,t have all its numbers.
Collects cards for Craig.
Communications... |
| #2848 A collection of insults 106
Calls people to ask them their phone number.
Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
Can discern facts and form predictions with the acumen of an economist.
Can easily be confused w... |
| #2847 A collection of insults 105
Brain like a hard drive with no read/write head.
Brain permanently in power saving / 8-bit mode.
Brain transplant donor.
Bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint.
Bright as Alaska in De... |
| #2846 A collection of insults 104
Batteries not included.
Been napping in front of the ion shield again.
Been playing with his wand too much.
Been playing with the pharmacy section again.
Been short on oxygen one time to... |
| #2845 A collection of insults 100
A brief synopsis... When you,re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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| #2844 A collection of insults 103
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
An XT clone in a Pentium zone.
Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped.
Answers the door when the phone rings.
Any slower... |
| #2843 A collection of insults 101
All wax and no wick.
Alphabetizes junk mail / T-shirts / canonical lists.
Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Always loses battles of wits because he,s unarmed.
Always need... |
| #2842 A collection of insults 102
A brief synopsis... When you,re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
All booster, no payload.
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| #2841 A collection of insults 99
A semitone flat on the high notes.
A square with only three sides.
A steering wheel / few bolts short of a Yugo.
A teapot with a cracked lid.
A titanic intellect... In a world full of ic... |
