 | #2870 A collection of insults 128
One node short of a network.
One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.
One pane short of a window.
One pearl short of a necklace.
One prayer short of absolution.
One press sh... |
| #2869 A collection of insults 125
One diamond short of a ring.
One dimension short of reality.
One drool bib short of neat and tidy.
One drop short of an empty bladder.
One flower short of an arrangement.
One flying but... |
| #2868 A collection of insults 127
Off by one.
Off his rocker/trolley.
Oil doesn,t reach his dipstick.
On permanent leave of absence from his senses.
On the batting end of a no-hitter.
One bit short of a byte/word.
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| #2867 A collection of insults 126
Not only rude, but ugly too.
Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (-- not even in the game).
Not running on full thrusters.
Not shooting pool on a level table.
Not the brightest b... |
| #2866 A collection of insults 128
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life.
Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible.
Not digging in the same ditch with the rest of us.
Not done evolving yet.
Not enough brain c... |
| #2865 A collection of insults 124
Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can,t exist in a vacuum.
Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world. -- Van Jacobson
Nice house but not much furniture / nobody lives there.
Nin... |
| #2864 A collection of insults 123
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.
Monorail doesn,t go all the way to Tomorrowland.
Mooring lines don,t reach the dock.
More marbles in a spray-paint can than brains in his head.
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| #2863 A collection of insults 122
Low-bandwidth as an information source.
Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.
Made a career out of mid-life crisis.
Mainspring,s wound too tight.
Makes a black hole look bright.
Makes predic... |
| #2862 A collection of insults 121
Lights not burning too bright.
Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top.
Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.
Like a one-armed man climbing a rope.
Likes dunking for french fries.
Little ... |
| #2861 A collection of insults 120
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true.
If he had a lobotomy he,d depressurize.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
If he had brains, he,d take... |
| #2860 A collection of insults 119
His watch dog is sleeping.
His wisdom is stolen from bumper-stickers and T-shirts.
Hitler,s evil twin.
Hyperspatially interconnected / permanently disconnected neural net.
Hypnotized as ... |
| #2859 A collection of insults 118
His pointers are null / uninitialized.
His puzzle is missing a few pieces.
His reaction time is longer than his attention span. -- Thaves
His root file system isn,t mounted.
His seat bac... |
| #2858 A collection of insults 117
His brain could be the perfect dielectric.
His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock.
His brain would rattle around in a gnat,s navel.
His buffer is full.
His clutch is sl... |
| #2857 A collection of insults 115
Her learning curve is fractal.
Her lint trap is full.
Her lists are unlinked.
Her memory is truly random-access.
Her mental function can be graphed with a single dot.
Her mere presenc... |
| #2856 A collection of insults 114
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.
He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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