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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
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Boat troubles
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#1769 A collection of insults 8 ! For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours. You are the only person I,ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time! You have no trouble making ends mee... #1699 A collection of insults 7 ! I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs. Hello -- tall, dark... #1698 A collection of insults 6 ! We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!! We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiv... #1697 A collection of insults 5 ! Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being. You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you. It`s your life -- but I wish you,d let u... #1696 A collection of insults 4 ! I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I,ll think so. Man alive! But I wish you weren,t. I believe i... #1695 A collection of insults 3 ! Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I`ll arrange it with the undertaker. People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of. Your conversation... #1694 A collection of insults 2 ! Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that`s the best friend you can get. I don`t think you are a fool. But then, what`s my own humble opinion against thousands of others? N... #1693 A collection of insults 1 ! If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you don`t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately. Is your nam... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10