 | #1784 A collection of insults 23
A semitone flat on the high notes.
A square with only three sides.
A steering wheel / few bolts short of a Yugo.
A teapot with a cracked lid.
A titanic intellect... In a world full of iceb... |
| #1783 A collection of insults 22
A medical mystery.
A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits
A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel.
A mind like wet tennis shoes... Makes squishy... |
| #1782 A collection of insults 21
A few shrimps short of a barbie.
A few spoons short of a full set.
A few straws shy of a bale.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
A ... |
| #1781 A collection of insults 20
A few guppies short of an aquarium.
A few inches short of a foot/yard.
A few kernels short of an ear.
A few kopeks short of a ruble.
A few links shy of a chain.
A few measures short of ... |
| #1780 A collection of insults 19
A few beans short of chilli.
A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
A few birds shy of a flock.
A few blocks short of a filesystem.
A few bombs/melons short of a ful... |
| #1779 A collection of insults 18
A brief synopsis... When you,re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
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| #1778 A collection of insults 17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
Don,t get me wrong. I`... |
| #1777 A collection of insults 16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
You remin... |
| #1776 A collection of insults 15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to ... |
| #1775 A collection of insults 14
I,ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
Don,t you need a license to be that ugly?
Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
Someone took a photo of you once, but it did... |
| #1774 A collection of insults 13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I,ll say it was your stupidity.
Well, I,ll see you in my dreams --... |
| #1773 A collection of insults 12
What,s the latest dope -- besides you?
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
You don,t believe in being artificial. You want peop... |
| #1772 A collection of insults 11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
If you were twice as smart, you,d st... |
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Why don`t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
You have an inferiority complex -- and it`s fully justified.
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can`t count that high.
In the next life, you`ll blaze a way for us.
You ... |
