 | #1799 A collection of insults 38
Gets his orders from another planet.
Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section.
Gets parity errors under load.
Gives a lot of bull for somebody what ain,t got no cattle.
Goalie for the dart t... |
| #1798 A collection of insults 37
Fog rolled in the day he was born, and a bit of it never rolled out.
Folds ace plus red jack hand when playing blackjack.
Foreign substances float in his cranial fluids.
Forgot to pay his bra... |
| #1797 A collection of insults 36
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.
Evidence for the theory of a missing link.
Failed the Turing test.
Fell out of the family tree.
Fifty-one cards short of a full deck.
... |
| #1796 A collection of insults 35
Driving with two wheels in the sand.
Dropped his second stage too soon.
Dumb as asphalt / dirt / a mud fence / a stump / a sack of hammers.
Dumber than a chicken / box of hair/rocks.
Durin... |
| #1795 A collection of insults 34
Doesn,t have his belt through all the loops.
Doesn,t have sixteen annas to the rupee.
Doesn,t have the brain power to toast a crouton.
Doesn,t have the sense God gave an animal cracker.
Do... |
| #1794 A collection of insults 33
Defective hard drive / boot sector.
Dense as a London fog.
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Differently clued. -- Dave Clark
Dock doesn,t quite reach the water.
Does ae... |
| #1793 A collection of insults 32
Couldn,t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.
Couldn,t hit sand if he fell off a camel.
Couldn,t hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside.
Couldn,t pour wat... |
| #1792 A collection of insults 31
Charming as a carbuncle.
Cheats when filling out opinion polls.
Cheezwiz for brains.
Chimney,s clogged.
Clock doesn,t have all its numbers.
Collects cards for Craig.
Communications w... |
| #1791 A collection of insults 29
Calls people to ask them their phone number.
Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
Can discern facts and form predictions with the acumen of an economist.
Can easily be confused wit... |
| #1790 A collection of insults 30
Brain like a hard drive with no read/write head.
Brain permanently in power saving / 8-bit mode.
Brain transplant donor.
Bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint.
Bright as Alaska in Dece... |
| #1789 A collection of insults 28
Batteries not included.
Been napping in front of the ion shield again.
Been playing with his wand too much.
Been playing with the pharmacy section again.
Been short on oxygen one time too ... |
| #1788 A collection of insults 27
As sharp as a sack full of wet mice. -- Foghorn Leghorn
As smart as a politician/lawyer is honest.
As smart as bait / an automatic email responder script.
As smart as Christie Brinkley is ugl... |
| #1787 A collection of insults 25
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
An XT clone in a Pentium zone.
Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped.
Answers the door when the phone rings.
Any slower... |
| #1786 A collection of insults 26
All wax and no wick.
Alphabetizes junk mail / T-shirts / canonical lists.
Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Always loses battles of wits because he,s unarmed.
Always needs ... |
| #1785 A collection of insults 24
All booster, no payload.
All crown, no filling.
All foam, no beer.
All hammer, no nail.
All hat and no cattle.
All he remembers about his middle name is the first letter.
All his egg... |
