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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking

Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

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	#767 Deep Thoughts 10 The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we,d all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I,m not sure where we,d go, but I think...
	#766 Deep Thoughts 09 You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he,s real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a lit...
	#765 Deep Thoughts 08 To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there,s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someo...
	#764 Deep Thoughts 07 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you an...
	#763 Deep Thoughts 06 I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, I hope they don,t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. It takes a big man to cry, but it t...
	#762 Deep Thoughts 05 Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don,t think I,d call it Trampo-Land, because you migh...
	#760 Deep Thoughts 04 One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff. It,s amazing to me that one of the world,s most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world,s smallest animals: the real...
	#759 Deep Thoughts 03 Too bad when I was a kid there wasn,t a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket B...
	#758 Deep Thoughts 02 When you,re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close. Too bad Lassie didn,t know how to ice skate, because then if she ...
	#757 Deep Thoughts 01 It,s fascinating to think that all around us there,s an invisible world we can,t even see. I,m speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. He was the kind of man who was not...

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