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Light Bulbs

#5262 How many Libertarians? How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? Libertarians never change light bulbs, because someone might enter the room who wants to sit in the dark. ... #5260 Tech support people How many tech support people does it take to change a light bulb? We have an exact copy of the light bulb here and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Oka... #5259 Surrealists How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? I think the fundamental issue here is not the physical act (We,re SURREALISTS for God,s {or Somebody,s} sake! What would we be doing as... #5254 Members of the U.S.S. Enterprise How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will... #5253 Romulans does it take How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace." Warning: do not tell this to Romulans or be ... #5234 Christian Scientists How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on. ... #5218 Bratslaver Chassidim How many Bratslaver Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They will never find another bulb that burns as brightly as the old one. ... #5193 Microsoft technicians changing light bulb How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two holding the ladder and one to screw the light bulb into a faucet... #5188 Grocery store cashiers How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? They won,t even change a five dollar bill. ... #5186 Macintosh engineers How many Macintosh engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It has to be done by your local authorized dealer. ... #5181 Internet mail list subscribers changing light bulb How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? 1,331 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar... #5177 trumpet players does it take How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifty, one to screw it in. and the other forty-nine to tell him how much better they could have done it. ... #5176 Sorority girls How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, sorority girls don,t screw in light bulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit. ... #5170 pre-med students does it take How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him... #5167 people from New Jersey How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23