 | #6623 Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb
How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb... |
| #6621 One to screw it in and one to observe
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality... |
| #5307 Preservation society
How many preservation society members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes a year to find an antique Edison light bulb so it,ll be architecturally accurate.
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| #5304 NASA technicians
How many NASA technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weather,s bad so they postpone it till next week. ... |
| #5301 Dead Babies
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb.
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| #5294 How Many Doctors
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
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| #5292 Shiites
How many Shiites does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hijack a light bulb, one to commandeer a jet to the Beirut airport, one to hold press conferences, and one to negotiate with Isra... |
| #5282 Database people
How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to write the light bulb removal routine, one to write the light bulb insertion routine, and one to make sure no one else ... |
| #5277 Phone perverts
How many phone perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it? GASP GASP AHH AHHHHHhhh... |
| #5276 Microsoft employees changing light bulb
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. One to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world... |
| #5274 Polish-Americans
How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred and seventy. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the light... |
| #5269 How Many Cops
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show,s over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along."
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| #5268 alt.conspiracy readers does
How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning out, one to blame it on the Illuminati, one... |
| #5267 alt.folklore.urban readers does
How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinne... |
| #5266 How many Journalist?
How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot... |
