 | #6829 How many Pro-lifers does it take to change a light bulb
How many pro-lifers.. does it take to change a light bulb?
6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing. ... |
| #6828 social scientists does it take to change a light bulb
How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root causes as to why the last one went out.
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| #6826 EST followers does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many EST followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty. Everybody takes turns trying to screw it in while the leader tells them all what rotten bulb screwers they are. No one is allow... |
| #6825 body builders does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many body builders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in, and the other four to stand around and say, "You,re looking huge man."
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| #6820 board meetings does it take to get a light bulb
How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week,s discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continue... |
| #6819 bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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| #6818 Help Desk people does it take to change a light bulb
How many Help Desk people does it take to change a light bulb?
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| #6638 folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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| #6637 data base people does it take to change a light bulb
How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
Three:
One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and
one to act as a light b... |
| #6635 sex.stories readers does it take to change a light bulb
How many alt.sex.stories readers does it take to change a light bulb?
Cindy fondled the burnt-out bulb whilst beads of sweat glistened on her perfectly rounded breast... Her brother Billy had gone... |
| #6634 rec.humor.funny readers does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many rec.humor.funny readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
50. They all stand out in the hall while Maddi comes out every once in a while and looks at all the light bulbs people have ... |
| #6631 cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb
How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you,ll have all the light you need.
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| #6629 referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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| #6627 scientists does it take to change a light bulb
How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root causes as to why the last one went out. ... |
| #6626 teenage girls does it take to screw
How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she,ll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it... |
