 | #6856 poets does it take to change a light bulb
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...
... and one to change the bulb.
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| #6855 circus performers does it take to change a light
How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
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| #6854 stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb
How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it,s already burned out... |
| #6852 Cafeteria staff
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I,ve just closed the register.
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| #6850 base people does it take to change a light bulb
How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
Three:
One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and
one to act as a light b... |
| #6849 supply-side economists does it take to screw
How many supply-side economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in. ... |
| #6847 nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb
How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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| #6846 BATF agents does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many BATF agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four hundred to attempt to seize the old bulb and then surround the house when it rebuffs them.... |
| #6845 cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show,s over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along."
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| #6844 college fraternity brothers does it take to change a light bulb
How many college fraternity brothers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to actually change it, and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it... |
| #6843 cable TV repairmen does it take to change a light bulb
How man cable TV repairmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to say he,ll be there in a few hours.
One to show up a week later and make it worse
Two to show up a week after that an... |
| #6842 Belfast folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many Belfast folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to screw it in, and the other nine to sing how good the old one was... |
| #6840 surrealists does it take to change a light bulb
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
I think the fundamental issue here is not the physical act (We,re SURREALISTS for God,s {or Somebody,s} sake! What would we be doing as... |
| #6832 competent, ``just-right-for-the-job' presidential
How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job,, presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
It,s going to be a dark 4 years, isn,t it?
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| #6830 Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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