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| #1302 Lightbulb joke collection 04 Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists question whether it,s really light anyway.
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Athei... |
| #1301 Lightbulb joke collection 03 Q: How many Jo Brands does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, you give it to a bloody man to do, cos it,s a piece of cake, isn,t it? Well, no, actually, that expression is crap isn,t it, because... |
| #1300 Lightbulb joke collection 02 Q: How many (generation) Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.
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| #1299 Lightbulb joke collection 01 Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs.
Note: None because gypsies don,t have mains electricity, and the losing is a play on the larcen... |
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