 | #1317 Lightbulb joke collection 19
Q: How many people at a chess tournament does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Nine. One to complain about the lighting levels, one to say he thinks the lighting is OK, one to suggest someone calls... |
| #1316 Lightbulb joke collection 18
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four,... |
| #1315 Lightbulb joke collection 17
Q: How many inner-city gang members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Four--one to rob the liquor store to get money for the bulb, one to drive the getaway car, one to screw it in, and one to ... |
| #1314 Lightbulb joke collection 16
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the poor.
Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?
A: (D... |
| #1313 Lightbulb joke collection 15
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--one to screw it in and one to screw it up.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. But s... |
| #1312 Lightbulb joke collection 14
Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in lightbulbs or daffodil bulb... |
| #1311 Lightbulb joke collection 13
Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it.
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a l... |
| #1310 Lightbulb joke collection 12
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government pl... |
| #1309 Lightbulb joke collection 11
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: Who can tell. Field service engineers are always in the dark.
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to ... |
| #1308 Lightbulb joke collection 10
Q: How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he,ll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
Q: How many Pentium designers does i... |
| #1307 Lightbulb joke collection 09
Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One to make the new bulb out of an empty loo roll and sticky back plastic.
Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take ... |
| #1306 Lightbulb joke collection 08
Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The answer, my friend, is blowin, in the wind. The answer is blowin, in the wind.
Q: How many Pet Shop Boys does it take to change ... |
| #1305 Lightbulb joke collection 07
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don,t know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $100,000 grant of the taxpayer,s money, and I,m sure he can tell ... |
| #1304 Lightbulb joke collection 06
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. It,s left to the reader as an exercise.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, onc... |
| #1303 Lightbulb joke collection 05
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Wi... |
