 | #1332 Lightbulb joke collection 34
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three-one to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn ou... |
| #1331 Lightbulb joke collection 33
Q: What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
Q: How many bailiffs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Ten. One to change it, one to ... |
| #1330 Lightbulb joke collection 32
Q: How many talk show hosts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audienc... |
| #1329 Lightbulb joke collection 31
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Ten. One to screw in the bulb and the other nine for crowd control.
Q: How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A... |
| #1328 Lightbulb joke collection 30
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Why does it *have* to be changed?
Q: How many New Historicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None-historical forces... |
| #1327 Lightbulb joke collection 29
Q: How many Lacanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three-one to do it, one to desire it, and the ignorant Other.
Note: Jacques Lacan (1901-82) was a prominent French psychoanalyst and... |
| #1326 Lightbulb joke collection 28
Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp!
Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That depen... |
| #1325 Lightbulb joke collection 27
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Note: I thought this was something to do with the maths/logic theories of Kurt Goedel, about... |
| #1324 Lightbulb joke collection 26
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
Q: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: S... |
| #1323 Lightbulb joke collection 25
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five hundred and thi... |
| #1322 Lightbulb joke collection 24
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: Why should I bother? It,s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a... |
| #1321 Lightbulb joke collection 23
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Leos do... |
| #1320 Lightbulb joke collection 22
Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 21. One to have the idea, and a whole load more to do all the analysis.
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb... |
| #1319 Lightbulb joke collection 21
Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Yeah, wouldn,t the guys at SETI like to know *that*!
Note: SETI = Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence.
Q: Why did th... |
| #1318 Lightbulb joke collection 20
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The Enterprise is transporting a stuffy, pompous Federation diplomat to a crucial peace conference when the bulb b... |
