 | #6893 How many Americans
How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement.
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| #6885 Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites.
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| #6882 How many modern artist?
How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four; one to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue 14 bulbs to a ... |
| #6881 pro-lifers' does it take to change a light bulb
How many ``pro-lifers,, does it take to change a light bulb?
6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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| #6880 tech support people does it take to change a light bulb
How many tech support people does it take to change a light bulb?
We have an exact copy of the light bulb here and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have?
Oka... |
| #6876 Data people
How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
Three:
One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and
one to act as a light b... |
| #6874 Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience. ... |
| #6873 believable, competent,
How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job,, presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
It,s going to be a dark 4 years, isn,t it?
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| #6869 How many alt.folklore.urban readers?
How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinne... |
| #6865 software engineers does it take to change a light bulb
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We,ll document it in the manual."
None. It,s a hardware problem.
One, but if he changes it, the whole building will prob... |
| #6863 programmers does it take to change a light bulb
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
You,re still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb clas... |
| #6861 How many nuclear engineers?
How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.... |
| #6860 Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb
How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
That,s proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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| #6859 the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will... |
| #6858 doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
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