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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Q: How many Oregonia... |
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Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out over here."
Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?... |
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Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That,s what research students are for.
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five: One to write the grant... |
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Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One if at home, but on school time, four.
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: On the space shut... |
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Q: How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
Q: How many den... |
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Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If you know how many, you can,t know if they,ve done it yet.
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If you... |
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Q: How many people about to move out of the city does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They don,t bother, the neighborhood,s been turning black anyway.
Q: How many humans does it take to chang... |
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Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They,re never in the dark.
Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to change the b... |
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Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Hmmm... well there,s an interesting question isn,t it ?
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. On... |
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Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you,ve got huge muscles !"
Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a... |
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Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Q: How many Hell,s Angels does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 1,500,000: To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them.
Q: How many people of the anti-matter Universe does it take to change a lig... |
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Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in t... |
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Q: How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn,t exist before it was lit up.
Q: How many executives does it take to chang... |
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Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.
Q: How many people at an American football match does it take... |
