 | #1362 Lightbulb joke collection 64
Q: How many trainspotters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.
Q: How many [cri... |
| #1361 Lightbulb joke collection 63
Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, it only ... |
| #1360 Lightbulb joke collection 62
Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 21. 1 to change the bulb, and 20 to provide the current.
Q: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two, bu... |
| #1359 Lightbulb joke collection 61
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on anyone who in... |
| #1358 Lightbulb joke collection 60
Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a lightbulb there and the other to play harp.
Q: How many blues musicians does ... |
| #1357 Lightbulb joke collection 59
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Only one, but he,ll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can,t just be pushed in.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change ... |
| #1356 Lightbulb joke collection 58
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn,t matter. Nobody will notice anyway.
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but the guita... |
| #1355 Lightbulb joke collection 57
Q: How many members of Marillion does it take to change a light-bulb?"
A: Well, I thought it was going to be something to do with Fish (as in the ubiquitous surrealists joke,) but in fact the answer ... |
| #1354 Lightbulb joke collection 56
Q: How many folk-dancers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-floor when they hear the introduction to a da... |
| #1353 Lightbulb joke collection 55
Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better.
Q: How many female opera singers do... |
| #1352 Lightbulb joke collection 54
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it,ll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.... |
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Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 31. Ten to vote on whether the light bulb needs changing, whether they should join the Lightbulbs Union first and then what to ... |
| #1350 Lightbulb joke collection 52
Q: How many people at a London Vegans meeting does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: All thirty. Well, actually it,s only one, but he has to wait at least half an hour while the others read out all ... |
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Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. "I don,t do lights. That,s the light crew,s job."
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One: Upon finding n... |
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take ... |
