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Q: How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke?
A: Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is .4, and the probabilit... |
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Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs.
Q: How many alt.atheism readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. O... |
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Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it.
Q: How many alt.tla readers does it take to c... |
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Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb?
A. None. They are so busy hogging up bandwidth taking out their postadolescent frustrations on each other, that they never get around to i... |
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Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to say it can,t be done because there aren,t enough vowels, one to be clever and change "a lightbulb" into "bull bi... |
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It,s hard to say. Each time we separate the bulb into its modules to do unit testing, it stops working.
Q: How many programmers does... |
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five - one to change the ... |
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Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don,t know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to c... |
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Q: How many experienced computer users does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Why do they have to keep changing it ? Every bloody week. You,d,ve thought they,d have learnt by now, if it,s not broken... |
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Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: "The user can work it out."
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, provided there,s a prog... |
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Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem...
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a l... |
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Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many?
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends : If they are applications programmers... |
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Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: "We,ll document it in the manual."
Q: How many C programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they forgot ... |
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Q: How many unix programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Only one, but if you forget to tell him "2]" he,ll mash both the live and dead bulbs into the same socket at once.
Q: How many ... |
