 | #1392 Lightbulb joke collection 94
Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is.
Q: How many preservation society members does it take ... |
| #1391 Lightbulb joke collection 93
Q: How many Dario Argento fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to film the demise of the old one in explicit gorey detail, using obscure camera angles.
Q: How ... |
| #1390 Lightbulb joke collection 92
Q: How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. "I,m not changing a thing"
Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It isn,t too late to make ... |
| #1389 Lightbulb joke collection 91
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information o... |
| #1388 Lightbulb joke collection 90
Q: How many Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 15--One to screw it in, five to say he acted alone, one to say that someone hidden in the ceiling help... |
| #1387 Lightbulb joke collection 89
Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, bankers don,t change light bulbs.
Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?
A: ... |
| #1386 Lightbulb joke collection 88
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?
A: Sigh. The Alumni pay people to do things like that for us.
Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the oth... |
| #1385 Lightbulb joke collection 87
Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but don,t expect results.
Q: How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, ... |
| #1384 Lightbulb joke collection 86
Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !"
Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbul... |
| #1383 Lightbulb joke collection 85
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, ... |
| #1382 Lightbulb joke collection 84
Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but why bother ? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway.
Q: How many Microsoft employees does i... |
| #1381 Lightbulb joke collection 83
Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six. One to remove the old bulb and examine it under the microscope to find out what went wrong, one to blow a tube of glass into... |
| #1380 Lightbulb joke collection 82
Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six--four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another one to screw it in.
Q: How many S... |
| #1379 Lightbulb joke collection 81
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No... |
| #1378 Lightbulb joke collection 80
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?... |
