 | #3344 Lightbulb joke collection 106
Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least a dozen, but it,s impossible to tell which one it is, because they,re all pointing at each other going "That,s me, over th... |
| #3343 Lightbulb joke collection 80
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?... |
| #3342 Lightbulb joke collection 31
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Ten. One to screw in the bulb and the other nine for crowd control.
Q: How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A... |
| #1404 Lightbulb joke collection 106
Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least a dozen, but it,s impossible to tell which one it is, because they,re all pointing at each other going "That,s me, over th... |
| #1403 Lightbulb joke collection 105
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can,t change light bulbs... Without light, they can,t read the manual, and without the manual, they can,t figure out how to ch... |
| #1402 Lightbulb joke collection 104
Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock o... |
| #1401 Lightbulb joke collection 103
Q: How many Artificial Intelligence (AI) people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At least 55: The problem space group (5) [One to define the goal state, One to define the operators, One to desc... |
| #1400 Lightbulb joke collection 102
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following a... |
| #1399 Lightbulb joke collection 101
Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life into th... |
| #1398 Lightbulb joke collection 100
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None -- He,ll only promise "change."
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: He doesn,t. He whines a wh... |
| #1397 Lightbulb joke collection 99
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a... |
| #1396 Lightbulb joke collection 98
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That depends on the wage rate.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assume the ladder and ... |
| #1395 Lightbulb joke collection 97
Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One--but he has to wait until the light is better.
Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, bu... |
| #1394 Lightbulb joke collection 96
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four--one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.
Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two thi... |
| #1393 Lightbulb joke collection 95
Q: How many "Changing lightbulbs"-joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two hundred, and don,t ask why because they haven,t--figured that out yet.
Q: How many cafeteria staff does it... |
