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Light Bulbs

#4990 How many BASIC programmers How many BASIC programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 10 push bulb upwards 20 twist bulb clockwise 30 GOTO 10 ... #4989 the sexual implications How many women,s libbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -five, one to do it, and four to consider the sexual implications. ... #4987 New Yorkers does it take to screw How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to do it and three for the union contract. ... #4986 Psychiatrists does it take to change How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to really want to change. ... #4985 Nuclear engineers How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.... #4984 the seeds of its own revolution How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution. ... #4983 Russian troops in case he goes on strike! How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike! ... #4982 them into the light bulb How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb. ... #4981 surrounding the incident How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb, and one to cover up the facts surrounding the incident. ... #4980 the world revolves around him How many Narcissus,s does it take to change a lightbulb ? One - he holds it and the world revolves around him... #4979 Princeton students changing light bulb How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. ... #4978 Jeff Beck would have How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. One to do it and nine to say how Jeff Beck would have done it. ... #4976 the ass instead How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they get screwed in the ass instead. ... #4974 the light bulb! It must have been this big. How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? Five, and you should,ve seen the light bulb! It must have been this big. ... #4972 Windows Users How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he,ll swear up and down that it was just as easy for him as it would have been for a Macintosh user. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23